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rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

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harlockline:

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harlockline:

harlockline.tumblr.com

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Whatever is going to happen will happen, whether we worry or not. — Ana Monnar (via quotes-shape-us)

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slowimpulse:

sext: you are interesting and intelligent. i would love to discuss/share knowledge and alternate perspectives on complex ideals with you

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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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theclearlydope:

Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco. 

Lool I love this

stfukat:

theclearlydope:

Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco. 

Lool I love this

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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